Florida Moves to Outlaw Droopy Pants

The Florida State Senate has passed a ban on droopy pants in public schools. And habitual pants-droopers in Riviera Beach may face jail time.

The Weird Epidemic of Toilet Babies Continues

An Indian baby is recovering from a premature birth after her mother gave birth in a train toilet — and dropped the child through the chute to the tracks below.

When Recycling Goes Terribly Wrong: Meet Gene Pool, the Can Man

Gene Pool is like most New Yorkers. Except, of course that he wears an outfit made of 500 recycled aluminum cans.

Vote for Robot Nixon!

Robot Nixon arrives to save the GOP from its presidential uncertainty!

Vienna’s Vegetable Orchestra Plays with Their Food

Meet the Vegetable Orchestra — an 11-piece group making music exclusively on instruments carved from everyday produce.

Goth Out Walking His Girlfriend Gets Booted Off the Bus by Goth Hating Bus Driver

Don’t you hate when you’re out walking your girlfriend and a bus driver kicks you off the bus?
25 year old Dani Graves does. He was out walking his 19 year old girlfriend Tasha Maltby and tried to get on the bus but got the cold shoulder from a jerkass bus driver who told him “We [...]

Top 5 Creepiest Pop Culture Foreshadowings of 9/11

Five strange coincidental foreshadowings of the 9/11 World Trade Center disaster. A guest column by Brian Clark Howard.

Thanks for Not Smoking. Now Get Out.

A small German company has a novel approach to non-smokers: they fire them.

My Wife Is A CIA Spy, Will Cure Your Medical Issues With Satellite Imagery. Pay Up!

In an effort to prove once and for all how absolutely gullible Americans are (and make a handsome profit in the process) a couple has been sentenced for concocting what is quite possibly one of the most hilarious schemes in fraud history. What’s the pitch that caused more than $800,000 to exchange hands? It goes [...]

The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks is a Great Way to “Waste” Some Time

I’ve found a new “favorite” blog. The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks posts “pictures” of signs that use gratuitous quotation “marks” to hilarious “effect”. Here are some of my “favorites”…
• Security- Help us to help you “Protect” your valuables and money
• Press “Blue” Button to Eject Your Card
• WALMART MAY SAVE YOU MONEY BUT IT [...]

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