Steve Novick- Quite Possibly the Coolest Politician You’ll Ever Meet

Steve Novick just might be the coolest Politician this side of Senator Buster McCool (D- Coolsville). He’s 4′9″, has a hook for a hand, and plays those facts up for all the vote getting power he can get. He’s a Democrat running against Republican douche nozzle incumbent Gordon Smith for a U.S. Senate seat in [...]