Exposing the Truth About Pastafarianism

Two leaked videos unmask the ugly truth behind the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Tom Cruise Goes All Looney Tunes

A satirical video snippet loosely based on Tom Cruise’s infamous Scientology recruitment video.

Welcome to the Church of the Jedi

According to the 2001 census, England has 390,000 who list “Jedi faith” as their primary religion. Now they have their very own church,

Gawker Has No Fear of Tom Cruise, Scientology, or Lord Xenu

Gawker has Tom Cruise’s crazy ass Scientology Recruitment video and they’re not taking it down. Kudos to Nick Denton and crew for having the big balls to stand up to one of the creepiest cult wacko religions around.
Gawker has it:
You have to watch this video. It shows Tom Cruise, with all the wide-eyed fervor that [...]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears at the Table of snarfd Senior Editor Shea Gunther

Bless His Noodly Appendage!
I was eating dinner last night with my wife and two daughters when my five year old held up her grilled cheese and said “Look Dad, it looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster”. I looked over and nearly fell out of my chair. She was right, His Starchy Lord choose my house, [...]

Utah Inmate Sues After Being Denied Religiously Prescribed Sword and Thor’s Hammer

As a born again Pastafarian it’s a little hard for me to rip on this guy, but I’ll do my best.
Michael Polk is serving time in a Utah prison for aggravated assault and robbery and is suing the Utah Department of Corrections because they won’t allow him to fully practice his religion- that of the [...]

The All-Singing, All-Dancing Monster Church Move

A weird little music video featuring the move of a 100 year-old wooden church — set to music.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Makes Another Appearance! Bow Before His Noodly Appendage

Coming right off the recent appearance of his starchy high lord in the form of a delicious pumpkin pie comes news of a more ancient sign of the great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster. A few hundred million years ago the great pasta god embedded his holy image into some bedrock that has been recently [...]