Coolest Old Guy o’ the Month: 93 Year Old Frank Milo Busted in Sex Sting

You know, I kind of hope that I get caught in a sex sting when I’m 93 years old.
Tampa Bay Online has it:
MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.
In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan [...]

Very Stupid Man Escaped from Prison Calls His Old Job to Get Paycheck Forwarded

There was a fine case of Dumbassery right down the coast from here in Portsmouth, NH the other day. 20 year old Eric Livers called his old boss back in Wyoming and gave him his new address to forward his paycheck on to.
Sounds innocent enough, except when you consider that Mr. Livers escaped from prison [...]

Riot Control Vehicle Photo Gallery Brings Out the Black Bloc in Me

Dark Roasted Blend has a cool gallery for riot control vehicles from around the world. Very very cool. I was in a few pretty crazy protests/riots back in my time as an action videographer and saw some riot control vehicles up close and personal but had no idea there was such a massive collection of [...]

Hersheys Pulling Ice Breakers Pacs, AKA Candy Crack Pacs, Off The Market

You might remember our post about Hershey’s targeting the lucrative crackhead-with-bad-breath market with their new Ice Breaker Packs. Some people, namely fun-killing teachers and police, had a problem with the fact that the Ice Breakers Pacs looks like drug packets. Somebody called the Waambulance and Hershey’s just announced they are taking them off the streets, [...]

Holy Overreaction Axl! Teacher Calls 911 When ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ Plays Over Intercom

You’re in the Jungle Baby! You’re gonna die!
A Roxbury, Conn teacher was working in her classroom after school when some knucklehead teenagers starting rocking out GnR’s Welcome to the Jungle over the school intercom. She obviously hadn’t had heard much Axl & crew and thought she was under eminent attack. She barricaded herself into the [...]

Hero Cop Prevents Bloodbath After Two Cows Escape Slaughterhouse Truck

Two cows recently escaped in Danville, Pennsylvania and were gunned down by local police to prevent them from going on a bloody killing spree, them being cows and all. A photographer from the 25,000 circulation The Daily Item photographed a hero cop blasting one of the rampaging bovines from behind the protection of a concrete [...]

Warren G. Whitelightning Flees Police in a Krispy Kreme Truck, Hilarity Ensues

This next item caught my eye due to its nexus of pure awesome. First, it involved police chasing a Krispy Kreme truck. Second, the guy running from the cops and driving the truck is named Warren G. Whitelightning.
Warren G. Whitelightning. How snarfing cool is that?
Whitelightning was officially charged in Dane County Circuit Court today in [...]