Finnish Stockboys Turn Market into a Giant Domino Train

A grocery in Finland is turned into a giant domino train.

Yes, Even More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

If this is your first time seeing any of my alternative Valentine’s Day cards, check out this page and then this page for the background story.

More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

Some of you felt that my concerns about the “Wet and Wild” Valentines Day card that my five year old got in a packet of cards were a bit overblown. I was accused of both having my mind in the gutter and being a prudish Christian blowhard (guilty on the first charge, couldn’t be further [...]

One Thousand Tiny Things to Hate #80: Photos of Girls with Their Friends

A quick bit from One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate- #0080. PHOTOS OF GIRLS WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Here’s a snip, head over and read the whole thing, it’s hilarious.
Fact: the heads of female friends, when a camera is introduced, attract each other like magnets. Hence the photography phenomenon that is ‘the Siamese Headshot’, wherein two [...]

Vote for Robot Nixon!

Robot Nixon arrives to save the GOP from its presidential uncertainty!

We Have Arrived On To the Future and It’s Elektronik Supersonik

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the single best music video of all time.

Long Live Zladko Vladcik 

Stupid Cylon Beggars, Get a Job!

Snarfd pal Muhammad Saleem sent this one over, it’s Battlestar Galacticalicious.

If you hate Cylons as much as me you might want to buy a “Fuck Cylons” shirt over at Offensively Binary.

Is That a Penis? Oh Wait, No- That’s Just a Clown Juggling.

Here’s another video for you on this fine Martin Luther King Jr. morning. I don’t think MLK would approve of this one, but hey- when have we ever used that as a filter?
This one is a great collection of penis and other bits-n-part drawings that turn PG with a few extra strokes of the pen [...]

Married to the Sea Made Me LOL All Over Myself

Married to the Sea is an awesome site that combines old school line drawings with modern, funny ass captions created by my new heros Drew and Natalie Dee who also pen Toothpaste For Dinner and Natalie Dee.

Be warned though, it’s easy to lose an hour or six in the Archive- they’re that good.

Link [Married To [...]

The Pocket Stache: Savior to the Facial Hair Challenged Everywhere

For most of my 20’s I was unable to grow any facial hair that didn’t make me look like a struggling 14 year old wanna be ’stache jockey. Then this year I decided I didn’t give a crap how I looked and resigned myself to looking patchish for as long as it took to grow [...]

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