Amy Winehouse’s Husband Trading Her Autographs for Jailhouse Heroin

Isn’t this just the cutest news you’ve ever heard. Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil is allegedly trading her autograph for heroin. PopCrunch  has it:
Blake Fielder-Civil has been swapping his wife Amy Winehouse’s autograph in exchange for heroin while incarcerated at London’s Pentonville Prison.
According to The Sun: Blake has traded autographed pictures of his Grammy [...]

Hersheys Pulling Ice Breakers Pacs, AKA Candy Crack Pacs, Off The Market

You might remember our post about Hershey’s targeting the lucrative crackhead-with-bad-breath market with their new Ice Breaker Packs. Some people, namely fun-killing teachers and police, had a problem with the fact that the Ice Breakers Pacs looks like drug packets. Somebody called the Waambulance and Hershey’s just announced they are taking them off the streets, [...]

Drug Cartel Mountain of Cash: Holy Scrooge McDuck!

Give me a second while I pick my jaw up from off the floor.
The photo above is from a raid in Mexico on the mansion of a very successful drug lord. They seized $205 million dollars in cash along with a bunch of drugs and guns.
Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!
You could get all Scrooge McDuck with [...]

The Hulk Drops Acid and Goes on Tour with The Grateful Dead

I found this video via my pals at the Super Secret Project and it’s way too cool to not pass on. Some roadie doses Bruce Banner with some tasty “Orange Sunshine” LSD and he and his inner Hulk have a bad trip. It’s kooky crazy, but nothing like the acid trips I’ve… er… I mean [...]

Ho Ho Holy Crap! Santa Comes Under Fire Flying over Rio de Janeiro

I’m hit, I’m hit!
Sleigh is hit, I repeat- Sleigh is hit!
Sleigh is going down!
Sleigh is going down, I repeat- Sleigh is going down!
We got a red sleigh down, we got a red sleigh down
Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole. Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole.
Jesus Christ, they killed him!!!
Fans of South Park will [...]

Radiohead’s “Pay What You Want” Pricing Courtesy of Sweet Sweet Mary Jane

“Dude, I have the best idea. Let’s put the album online and let people pay whatever they want!”
“Duuude, that’s killer!”
“I know man, people will shit when they hear about this. We’ll be heroes on Boing Boing. Hey, pass that over cheech, you’ve been holding for the past five minutes.”
“Doh! My bad.”
…
“You’re still holding…”
I imagine [...]