Very Stupid Man Escaped from Prison Calls His Old Job to Get Paycheck Forwarded

There was a fine case of Dumbassery right down the coast from here in Portsmouth, NH the other day. 20 year old Eric Livers called his old boss back in Wyoming and gave him his new address to forward his paycheck on to.
Sounds innocent enough, except when you consider that Mr. Livers escaped from prison [...]

Evil Indian Real Estate Developer Blasts Family Who Won’t Sell Out, Literally

Wow, I thought American real estate developers were scumbags. They’ve got nothing on Indian developer Kashinath Jaiswal who pumped natural gas into the bedroom of a guy whose lot he was trying to buy to tear down and build on. In the middle of the night the gas was ignited.
Here’s what the Times of India [...]

Street Justice: Stepfather Allegedly Beat and Sodomized Stepson to Avenge Rape of His Daughter

A stepfather allegedly beat and sodomized his 18 year old stepson after the teenager raped his eight year old daughter.
Newsvine has it:
The stepson was arrested Jan. 2 and charged with suspicion of aggravated sexual assault. Police say the father caught him assaulting his daughter, and a subsequent examination at a hospital revealed the girl had [...]

Shoplifter’s Karma: Man Falls on Hunting Knife He Tried to Swipe

Another bad Karma Trip.
Dumb Shoplifter…
GRAND RAPIDS — A shoplifting suspect who was stabbed in the stomach by knives he is accused of trying to steal was expected to have a brief stay in the hospital, police said.
The 26-year-old Comstock Park man hid $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband at the Knapp’s Corner Meijer [...]

Drug Cartel Mountain of Cash: Holy Scrooge McDuck!

Give me a second while I pick my jaw up from off the floor.
The photo above is from a raid in Mexico on the mansion of a very successful drug lord. They seized $205 million dollars in cash along with a bunch of drugs and guns.
Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!
You could get all Scrooge McDuck with [...]

Burqas for Boys: Great for Cold Weather, Maintaining Your Privacy, and Robbery

There’s a fashion craze sweeping Britain that’s creeping the shit out of the police- Burqas for Boys. These jackets have zip-up masks that leave slits for the eyes and little else. Considering that the English are some of the most photographed and surveilled people on the face of the planet, it’s understandable that some might [...]

Court: Woman Can Keep Her Dead, Frozen Cats

A Massachusetts court has ruled that a Boston woman, charged with animal cruelty in 2003, may retrieve two frozen cats left over from 60 seized as evidence.

Man Arrested After Leaving His Four Kids in the Car to Get a Lap Dance

Worst. Dad. Ever.
Cardrico Lajuan Nash is a crappy dad. A really, really, REALLY crappy dad. The Tulsa, Oklahoma father of four decided to pop into the local strip club for a quick lapdance or three the other night. The problem was was that he had his four kids with him.
Did Cardrico let that get in [...]