Merry Christmas from snarfd!

A video Christmas card from snarfd, courtesy of Straight No Chaser.

The Four Squeezins’ Manualist Music Magic

The Four Squeezins play Christmas music by squeezing their hands together. Think of it as a symphonic whoopee cushion.

Weekend Reader: The Week’s Most Popular Snarfage

snarfd’s most popular posts for the week ending Friday, 21 December, 2007

The Crapping Christmas Statues of Catalonia

What’s that in the Nativity scene? Is that guy squatting? If so, he might be the caganer: the crapper.

Ho Ho Holy Crap! Santa Comes Under Fire Flying over Rio de Janeiro

I’m hit, I’m hit!
Sleigh is hit, I repeat- Sleigh is hit!
Sleigh is going down!
Sleigh is going down, I repeat- Sleigh is going down!
We got a red sleigh down, we got a red sleigh down
Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole. Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole.
Jesus Christ, they killed him!!!
Fans of South Park will [...]

A Multicultural, Generic Holiday Greeting with DIY Legal Disclaimer

With all the holidays in December, a simple “Merry Christmas” seems as quaint as habeus corpus. Here’s how to spread generic holiday cheer without getting sued.

The Five Best TV Commercials of the 2007 Christmas Season

Christmas represents some of the most essential marketing of the retail year. Here are five TV commercials the snarfd editors think are the season’s best.

Christmas Light Bondage

Emerging Flickr photomeme: Christmas light bondage. Tie one on this holiday season!

Urban Outfitters’ Catalog of Christmas Blasphemies

After hitting the Drudge Report as a “hate shirt,” Urban Outfitters’ rude Santa-gives-you-the-finger fashion is sold out. Here are more offensive gift ideas!