Hillary Clinton’s 3 AM Girl Grows Up and Pitches for Barack Obama

I love this. Casey Knowles is a young woman from Washington State who did some acting for a stock video producer eight years ago. A few weeks ago she was surprised to see herself in an ad for Hillary Clinton, an ad that has since become known as the 3 AM Ad for it’s premise [...]

Yes, Even More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

If this is your first time seeing any of my alternative Valentine’s Day cards, check out this page and then this page for the background story.

More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

Some of you felt that my concerns about the “Wet and Wild” Valentines Day card that my five year old got in a packet of cards were a bit overblown. I was accused of both having my mind in the gutter and being a prudish Christian blowhard (guilty on the first charge, couldn’t be further [...]

Inappropriate Valentine Card for Children: Wet and Wild for You

Is it me, or is this Valentine grossly inappropriate? I’m certainly no Puritanical prude, but a card that says “Wet and Wild for you, Valentine” doesn’t seem to be the right thing for my five year old daughter to bring to school. My wife saw this in the pack of cards she bought them for [...]

11 Year Old Boy Can Hear After Being Deaf for 9 Years with Hidden Cotton Swab Embedded in His Ear

This is just downright unbelievable. When Jerome Bartens was two years old he  jammed a cotton swab in his ear and the tip broke off. No one noticed. He spent the next nine years being deaf in one ear. All the specialists and doctors his parents brought him too told them it was most likely [...]

Cheap Ass Mom Sticks to Her Guns, Leaves Sushi Restaurant Over Kids Meal Pricing Policy

Dix Hill, NY mom Amy Kaplan was pissed. She showed up to sushi restaurant Sushi Park with her family, ready for a night of eating uncooked fish wrapped in seaweed, and got a cold fishy slap of reality when told her 11 year old daughter was ineligible for the half priced children’s menu due to [...]

Unsurprising Study: Kids Are Scared of Clowns

A British study confirms what parents should really know: that children find clowns strange, creepy, and frightening.

Another Case of “Dad Leaves Kid in Car at Strip Club in the Middle of Winter”

I never thought I’d be writing about ANOTHER dad who left his kids in the car while getting a lapdance at a strip club, but here we are. David Mantor, who joins Cardrico Lajuan Nash as the newest candidate for Worst Father of the Year Award, left his 1 1/2 year old son in the [...]

Worst People In the World Return Eight Year Old Adopted Daughter to Welfare Agency

With apologies to Keith Olberman, I present the “Worst People in the World”- Raymond and Meta Poeteray.
Get a load of these scumf*cks…
Every child is a gift, as the saying goes. But in a case that has stoked outrage on two continents, a Dutch diplomat posted in Hong Kong has been accused of returning his eight-year-old [...]