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The Worst Exercise Machine Ever
The Hawaii Chair makes you look like an idiot while you sit. It’s supposed to be an exercise device. We’re not so sure.
12Mar2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Vote for Robot Nixon!
Robot Nixon arrives to save the GOP from its presidential uncertainty!
7Feb2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued50 Killed by Memphis Weather Service’s Cuddly Tornado Mascot
Meet Timmy the Twister, the Memphis Weather Service’s stupefying, cuddly tornado mascot.
6Feb2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
The Home of the Big Mac
A group called Phone Losers can resist adding a few touches to an oddly worded McDonalds sign.
28Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Wanna Be Suicide Bomber Trips Down the Stairs and Blows Himself Up Early
Clumsiness just saved a bunch of people in Afghanistan. A would-be suicide bomber tripped over his robes and fell down a flight of stairs on his way to blow himself up at a mosque. His explosives belt blew up, taking him and the stair well on a faster than anticipated trip to heaven, where it’s [...]
24Jan2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Adventures in Natural Selection
What could be wrong with killing a few hours on the pool with some beers? How about killing yourself by floating a power strip on a pair of flip flops?
10Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Just in Time for the Holidays- Squirrel and Dog Armor
Spartan squirrels! Prepare for GLORY!
I have the hardest time shopping for all my squirrel friends whenever the holidays roll around. Nuts, they’ve got plenty. Warms bits of straw and grasses for their homes, they have more than enough.
Thank Science I found Pit Bull Armory. Run by some blacksmith guy named Andy, it offers the finest [...]
Alliteratively Yours
Another great Personal ad from the London Review of Books
26Nov2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
