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Oklahoma Woman Ticketed for Sex-Crazed Pet Goats
An Oklahoma woman has been ticketed for allowing her pet goats to relieve themselves and mate in public view — on fenced, private property.
20Dec2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Worst People In the World Return Eight Year Old Adopted Daughter to Welfare Agency
With apologies to Keith Olberman, I present the “Worst People in the World”- Raymond and Meta Poeteray.
Get a load of these scumf*cks…
Every child is a gift, as the saying goes. But in a case that has stoked outrage on two continents, a Dutch diplomat posted in Hong Kong has been accused of returning his eight-year-old [...]
Ho Ho Holy Crap! Santa Comes Under Fire Flying over Rio de Janeiro
I’m hit, I’m hit!
Sleigh is hit, I repeat- Sleigh is hit!
Sleigh is going down!
Sleigh is going down, I repeat- Sleigh is going down!
We got a red sleigh down, we got a red sleigh down
Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole. Red Sleigh One, this is North Pole.
Jesus Christ, they killed him!!!
Fans of South Park will [...]
Rescuers of Baby Born in Train Toilet Flushed With Pride
Taiwanese rescue workers labored 20 minutes December 7th to rescue a newborn found wedged in a train toilet.
17Dec2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Shoot Me Now: Man on Trial for Throwing Snowball at Woman
W. T. F.!?!
Get a load of this crap…
A US judge has declared a mistrial in the case of an Australian student charged with assault for hitting a co-worker with a snowball.
Jurors were expected to reach a verdict in the trial of Andrew Thistleton on Friday, but new information led the judge to halt the trial.
The [...]
An Open Letter from Yoko Ono
An open letter from Yoko Ono on the 27th anniversary of John Lennon’s death.
8Dec2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Court: Woman Can Keep Her Dead, Frozen Cats
A Massachusetts court has ruled that a Boston woman, charged with animal cruelty in 2003, may retrieve two frozen cats left over from 60 seized as evidence.
7Dec2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Warren G. Whitelightning Flees Police in a Krispy Kreme Truck, Hilarity Ensues
This next item caught my eye due to its nexus of pure awesome. First, it involved police chasing a Krispy Kreme truck. Second, the guy running from the cops and driving the truck is named Warren G. Whitelightning.
Warren G. Whitelightning. How snarfing cool is that?
Whitelightning was officially charged in Dane County Circuit Court today in [...]
Evel Knievel Makes His Final Jump
Daredevil Evel Knievel has died of natural causes at the age of 69. See a short video retrospective of his life narrated by Knievel.
30Nov2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Man Arrested After Leaving His Four Kids in the Car to Get a Lap Dance
Worst. Dad. Ever.
Cardrico Lajuan Nash is a crappy dad. A really, really, REALLY crappy dad. The Tulsa, Oklahoma father of four decided to pop into the local strip club for a quick lapdance or three the other night. The problem was was that he had his four kids with him.
Did Cardrico let that get in [...]
British Woman Faces Flogging After Kids Name Teddy Bear Muhammad
A female British schoolteacher faces a flogging, prison, or a fine after allowing kids in her class to name a teddy bear Muhammad.
29Nov2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
