Yes, Even More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

If this is your first time seeing any of my alternative Valentine’s Day cards, check out this page and then this page for the background story.

Pluviae: Haute Shower Hardware

The Pluviae is a self-supporting, high concept take on traditional shower fixture design.

Knitting for Psychopaths is Cuddly, Cute, and Extremely Twisted

Knitting for Psychopaths is a collection of cute plush figures engaged in sick and disturbing acts. There’s the co-joined bear twins linked at the head, an eviscerated cat, a tiger with bloody arm in its mouth, and my favorite- a unicorn spearing an adorable little teddy bear. You have to be a slightly disturbed genius [...]

A Gallery of Television Sets from 1928 Through 1981

Fun Forever has a great photo gallery of television sets from 1928 through 1981, including some gems from the former Soviet Union. <Insert Yakov Smirnoff Joke>
Link [Fun Forever]

The Wild Willie Warmer Keeps Things Large and In Charge

There are few things in life worse than shrinkage. OK, so maybe war, famine, and the Bush Presidency rank higher on the List of Suck, but having your big manly junk shrink up when it’s cold outside is still a situation most of us guys would prefer to avoid.
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the [...]

The Roly-Poly Pot Meows at You When It Gets Thirsty

I’ve never been good at keeping plants alive. The few that I’ve attempted to raise invariably whither away due to neglect and lack of water. I’ve been better with cats, probably because they come and meow at me when they’re hungry.
The Roly-Poly Pot is kind of like a plant that meows at you when it’s [...]

Sanyo’s Solar Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

Sanyo Electronics has constructed something they call the Solar Ark — testimony to the company’s green energy commitment. Too bad it looks like a solar penis.

Stache on a Stick Keeps You Rocking Out Old School Villain Style

Add this one to your collection of artificial mustaches- the wooden ’stache on a stick. It’s not as soft as the Pocket Stache, but comes with the added benefit of a handy dandy holding stick. You’ll need to get in line though, as of yesterday it’s listed as sold out on Etsy.
Link [Esty] via Swissmiss