Culture
Hersheys Pulling Ice Breakers Pacs, AKA Candy Crack Pacs, Off The Market
You might remember our post about Hershey’s targeting the lucrative crackhead-with-bad-breath market with their new Ice Breaker Packs. Some people, namely fun-killing teachers and police, had a problem with the fact that the Ice Breakers Pacs looks like drug packets. Somebody called the Waambulance and Hershey’s just announced they are taking them off the streets, [...]
25Jan2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
How to Picky Up a Slithering, Slimy Live Eel With Your Bare Hands
Here’s a video demonstrating what to do if you’re ever forced to snag a slippery live eel with your bare hands.
25Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Welcome to the Bearded Century
According to the February 1st, 1939, edition of Vanity Fair, the 21st Century is the Era of the Beard. Seems like they were right.
17Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | ContinuedHey, Who Made Bubbles in My Chocolate Sauce Bath?
A chocolate sauce therapeutic bath at Japan’s Yunessun Spa Resort.
17Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
How to Clone a Caramel Macchiato at Home
No need to eat out this evening! Surf over to this website and download taste-alike recipes to some of America’s most popular take-out treats.
16Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Another Case of “Dad Leaves Kid in Car at Strip Club in the Middle of Winter”
I never thought I’d be writing about ANOTHER dad who left his kids in the car while getting a lapdance at a strip club, but here we are. David Mantor, who joins Cardrico Lajuan Nash as the newest candidate for Worst Father of the Year Award, left his 1 1/2 year old son in the [...]
11Jan2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | ContinuedUse Axe Deodorant, Get Ripped Apart and Eaten
A strange and vaguely disturbing Axe deodorant commercial that could as easily have been set to Sammy David Junior’s “Candy Man.”
11Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Shoplifter’s Karma: Man Falls on Hunting Knife He Tried to Swipe
Another bad Karma Trip.
Dumb Shoplifter…
GRAND RAPIDS — A shoplifting suspect who was stabbed in the stomach by knives he is accused of trying to steal was expected to have a brief stay in the hospital, police said.
The 26-year-old Comstock Park man hid $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband at the Knapp’s Corner Meijer [...]
This Peanut Looks Like a Duck
Finally: a website dedicated to vegetables which look like a duck.
8Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Wiki Graffiti in New York’s Subway
You can tell wikispeak has gotten under our cultural skin when it starts turning up in New York subway graffiti.
8Jan2008 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
Man Gives $1,000,000 Winning Lottery Ticket to In-Laws, Couldn’t Be Happier
Finally! A feel good Winning Lottery Ticket story. You might remember the post about Arnim Ramdass, the jerkass Airline Mechanic who won $600k in the lottery and ran off on her without informing her of the win. Fred DePasquale is the anti-Arnim Ramdass. He gave his in-laws a $20 lottery ticket for Christmas that turned [...]
4Jan2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Drug Cartel Mountain of Cash: Holy Scrooge McDuck!
Give me a second while I pick my jaw up from off the floor.
The photo above is from a raid in Mexico on the mansion of a very successful drug lord. They seized $205 million dollars in cash along with a bunch of drugs and guns.
Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!
You could get all Scrooge McDuck with [...]
New Study Reports the Obvious: Airport Security Theater Doesn’t Make Us Safer
Does anyone else get angry when walking through airport security? I see those douche-bag TSA agents pulling out peoples water bottles, droning on about 3 ounce plastic bags, and making me take off my damn shoes. I know that it’s not really making us any safer, any terrorist with half a brain will find a [...]
21Dec2007 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Utah Inmate Sues After Being Denied Religiously Prescribed Sword and Thor’s Hammer
As a born again Pastafarian it’s a little hard for me to rip on this guy, but I’ll do my best.
Michael Polk is serving time in a Utah prison for aggravated assault and robbery and is suing the Utah Department of Corrections because they won’t allow him to fully practice his religion- that of the [...]
Santa Smokes Lucky Strike
A vintage Lucky Strike advertisement showing that Santa used to have an unhealthy little habit.
19Dec2007 | Chris Baskind | Comments | Continued
