Great Flying Spaghetti Monster Does That Looks Like It Was Painful

Second Most. Painful. Tattoo. Ever

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So You Think Your Commute Sucks?

Think your commute sucks? It’s not quite as bad as this Bangladeshi potter’s ride to the office.

When Recycling Goes Terribly Wrong: Meet Gene Pool, the Can Man

Gene Pool is like most New Yorkers. Except, of course that he wears an outfit made of 500 recycled aluminum cans.

China’s Freakshow Haicang Zoo

At China’s Haicang Zoo, animals are treated like circus acts, and tourists flock to see spectacles such as lion-human wrestling and big cats riding horses.

Why Daylight Saving Time Is Wasting Yours

You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat the United States to Daylight Savings Time.
That’s certainly the case again this year, when Daylight Savings Time kicks in  at 2:00 a.m. local time, Sunday, March 8th. You can thank the Energy Policy Act of 2005 for the change, which extended Daylight Savings [...]

More Wildly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards for Children

Some of you felt that my concerns about the “Wet and Wild” Valentines Day card that my five year old got in a packet of cards were a bit overblown. I was accused of both having my mind in the gutter and being a prudish Christian blowhard (guilty on the first charge, couldn’t be further [...]

One Thousand Tiny Things to Hate #80: Photos of Girls with Their Friends

A quick bit from One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate- #0080. PHOTOS OF GIRLS WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Here’s a snip, head over and read the whole thing, it’s hilarious.
Fact: the heads of female friends, when a camera is introduced, attract each other like magnets. Hence the photography phenomenon that is ‘the Siamese Headshot’, wherein two [...]

Inappropriate Valentine Card for Children: Wet and Wild for You

Is it me, or is this Valentine grossly inappropriate? I’m certainly no Puritanical prude, but a card that says “Wet and Wild for you, Valentine” doesn’t seem to be the right thing for my five year old daughter to bring to school. My wife saw this in the pack of cards she bought them for [...]

Tyra Banks Threatens Litigation to Muzzle Cancer Patient

Tyra Banks is a pants pooping bitchbag of a lady. She’s threatening to sue Jodi Hughes, a cancer patient who had a bad run of things when she appeared on the Tyra show to keep her quite about the experience.
Our favorite non-green celeb blog Pop Crunch has it:
Thirty-nine year old Jodi Hughes was ecstatic when [...]

Old Hotness: E Pluribus Unum- Freakonomics Wants a New Slogan for the U.S.A.

Freakonomics is having a contest to find a new six-word motto for the U.S.A. They were inspired by a NY Times article about England’s search for a motto, or “statement of value” and will be giving a boatload of Freakonoics swag to the winning motto. E Pluribus Unum is good and all, but doesn’t have [...]

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