Articles by Shea Gunther
Coolest Old Guy o’ the Month: 93 Year Old Frank Milo Busted in Sex Sting
93 year old Frank Miller was arrested in a sex sting when he offered an undercover policewoman $30 for sex in Tampa Bay, Florida.
25Mar2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
81 Year Old Man Builds Robot To Shoot Him In the Head in His Driveway
81 year old Francis Trovey built a suicide robot that fired multiple shots from a .22 automatic pistol into his head by remote control while in his driveway.
21Mar2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Great Flying Spaghetti Monster Does That Looks Like It Was Painful
Even thinking about this tattoo may be enough to inspire a lifelong fear of needles.
21Mar2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | ContinuedEvil Mom Ruins 16 Year Old Daughters Life
Mom learns that her spoiled brat kid’s life has been totally ruined by the gift of a Lexus.
13Mar2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | ContinuedLittle Amy Winehouse Jiggles Her (His?) Way Into Your Drug Addled Heart
La Pequeña, also known as Little Amy Winehouse, does her (his?) version of Rehab for the camera.
11Mar2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | ContinuedThis is What Democracy Looks Like
Students from Prairie View A&M walked seven miles from campus to their early polling station to vote in the Texas Democratic Primary.
25Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Very Stupid Man Escaped from Prison Calls His Old Job to Get Paycheck Forwarded
Brilliant: Eric Livers escaped from prison and fled to Portsmouth, NH. He then called his old job back in Wyoming to have them forward his old paycheck.
21Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Amy Winehouse’s Husband Trading Her Autographs for Jailhouse Heroin
Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil is trading her autographed photos for heroin while being jailed on drug charges. Classy.
20Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | ContinuedHarry Potter Becomes a Real Boy and Introduces Quidditch to College Kids
I have to say, if I were a Harry-Potter-loving college aged dork, I’d be pretty damn excited to read about the RL (Real Life) Quidditch being played at colleges like Vassar (NY) and Middlebury (VT), who even hosted a big tournament, sans Port Keys. Here’s the highlight vid from YouTube:
Seriously, this looks like of fun. [...]
13Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
One Thousand Tiny Things to Hate #80: Photos of Girls with Their Friends
A quick bit from One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate- #0080. PHOTOS OF GIRLS WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Here’s a snip, head over and read the whole thing, it’s hilarious.
Fact: the heads of female friends, when a camera is introduced, attract each other like magnets. Hence the photography phenomenon that is ‘the Siamese Headshot’, wherein two [...]
Inappropriate Valentine Card for Children: Wet and Wild for You
Is it me, or is this Valentine grossly inappropriate? I’m certainly no Puritanical prude, but a card that says “Wet and Wild for you, Valentine” doesn’t seem to be the right thing for my five year old daughter to bring to school. My wife saw this in the pack of cards she bought them for [...]
13Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Tyra Banks Threatens Litigation to Muzzle Cancer Patient
Tyra Banks is a pants pooping bitchbag of a lady. She’s threatening to sue Jodi Hughes, a cancer patient who had a bad run of things when she appeared on the Tyra show to keep her quite about the experience.
Our favorite non-green celeb blog Pop Crunch has it:
Thirty-nine year old Jodi Hughes was ecstatic when [...]
Previously on Lost- Catch Up on Missed Episodes in Song Form
If you missed last night’s episode of Lost, take heart- now you can listen to what happened to Jack & Crew on the Island in song form.
Previously on Lost is a Brooklyn, NY based band that writes a new song every week laying out what happened on the most recent episode of Lost.
Head over to [...]
Old Hotness: E Pluribus Unum- Freakonomics Wants a New Slogan for the U.S.A.
Freakonomics is having a contest to find a new six-word motto for the U.S.A. They were inspired by a NY Times article about England’s search for a motto, or “statement of value” and will be giving a boatload of Freakonoics swag to the winning motto. E Pluribus Unum is good and all, but doesn’t have [...]
8Feb2008 | Shea Gunther | Comments | Continued
Evil Indian Real Estate Developer Blasts Family Who Won’t Sell Out, Literally
Wow, I thought American real estate developers were scumbags. They’ve got nothing on Indian developer Kashinath Jaiswal who pumped natural gas into the bedroom of a guy whose lot he was trying to buy to tear down and build on. In the middle of the night the gas was ignited.
Here’s what the Times of India [...]
