Good news! There are now 7 more mortal sins.

Yes, just in time for Lent, the Vatican has issued a list of all-new and exciting sins. The new infractions join the list of mortal sins defined by Pope Gregory the Great and etched in public memory by Dante’s Inferno.

As a public service, Snarfd has gathered up all 14 of the mortal sins for your penitent pleasure. How many have you committed today?

1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth

1. Taking or dealing illegal drugs
2. Polluting the environment
3. Manipulative genetic research
4. Pedophilia
5. Abortion
6. Social injustices which cause poverty
7. Excessive accumulation of wealth

If you’re an obese genetic scientist with a big stock portfolio, you’re screwed. Sorry.

Link: The Age (via Truemors)