Isn’t this just the cutest news you’ve ever heard. Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil is allegedly trading her autograph for heroin. PopCrunch  has it:

Blake Fielder-Civil has been swapping his wife Amy Winehouse’s autograph in exchange for heroin while incarcerated at London’s Pentonville Prison.

According to The Sun: Blake has traded autographed pictures of his Grammy Award-winning spouse to fellow inmates who hope to sell them on eBay. He receives a “joey” - British slang for a hit of heroin- for the flicks.

That guy is one class act. Then again, if it were me, I think I’d rather pawn autographed pictures of my famous wife than to have to get pounded in the ass for my fix. I’m so very glad I’m not a heroin junkie jailed rockstar with a hyphenated name. Praise His Noodly Appendage.