I’m a child of the 80’s, and given my maleness it’s not a big surprise that I was obsessed with Ninjas when I was little. I got hooked by the American Ninja series and dreamt about throwing stars, nun-chucks, smoke bombs, and those funny camel toe ninja shoes. I still, to this day, fantasize of having my own ninja army who I imagine watching train while eating my breakfast over my yet-to-be-built terrace.

I stumbled upon something ninjalicious the other day that immediately set off my snarfd alarm- a scan of a ninja how-to book that showed a move with a funny name and an even funny illustration. Monkey Steals the Peach is accomplished by following up a blocked strike with a reach out and grab of your attackers nuts. Monkey Steals the Peach. Ouch.

Link [Monkey Steals the Peach]