Clumsiness just saved a bunch of people in Afghanistan. A would-be suicide bomber tripped over his robes and fell down a flight of stairs on his way to blow himself up at a mosque. His explosives belt blew up, taking him and the stair well on a faster than anticipated trip to heaven, where it’s assumed he was met with the sight of 72 raisins.

Dumbass.

Read the whole story over at Mercury.

Link [Mercury- The Voice of Tasmania]