There are few things in life worse than shrinkage. OK, so maybe war, famine, and the Bush Presidency rank higher on the List of Suck, but having your big manly junk shrink up when it’s cold outside is still a situation most of us guys would prefer to avoid.

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the Wild Willie Warmer. This fabulous knitted schlong sock will maintain your dingle and the berries warmth on those oh so cold winter nights. They’re great for keeping things large and in charge during skinny dip polar bear swims and depending on the wool used can accessorize quite nicely with a cap and mittens. If you have any pre-op trannies on your gift list you could combine this with some Boobie Warmers for a double shot of warm.

Link [The Knitting Fiend]