Sanyo’s Solar Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

Solar Ark

So you’re a multinational electronics firm that’s seen some hard financial times over the past few years. But you’ve made a corporate commitment to new energy technologies, and you want to strut your stuff for everyone to see.

What better way to make your point than by constructing a giant solar phallic symbol?

Solar ark closeup

Sanyo calls their creation the Solar Ark. But let’s face it: it’s the Sanyo Solar Penis. At over a thousand feet long and 120 feet high, it’s the biggest solar wang in the world.

The Ark is actually is pretty cool piece of technology. It’s covered with over five thousand high-efficiency solar panels — enough to generate 500,000 KWh of clean, green electricity. There’s a built-in solar energy museum, and multicolor lights across the Ark’s surface can be used to spell out a variety of animated messages. Viagra commercials, perhaps.

No doubt Sony is dying of solar envy.

Solar Money Shot

Link: The Sanyo Solar Ark via Ecoble

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