Imagine looking for something on Google. You punch in your search term; Google gives you what everyone hopes are the best matches to that term; and off you go.

One of the things happening when you Google around is the delivery of your search phrase to whatever website you eventually visit. So if you’re searching for “big red widgets” and click through to redwidgetworld.com, Google (or any of the other search engines) tells the Red Widget World server what you were looking for.

While this information isn’t personally identifiable, it can help a webmaster tune his or her site content. It’s often good for a snicker, too. Let’s take a quick look at some snarfd search referrals from the last few hours, shall we?

• Hairy nudist. If you hit that search, be advised it’s probably Not Safe For Work. This one ended up at our article about t-shirts that make you look nude when you aren’t. A middle-of-the-night hirsute nudie quest . For shame.
• Hair challenged. The flip side to the referral above, perhaps? Good thing we have an article on the pocket mustache.
• Wigs for cats. Google sent this one to our article on feline coiffure. Trust snarfd to bring you virtually every possible story angle when it comes to hair.
• Leonardo da Vinci holy babies. Sure: got your Renaissance holy babies covered right here.
• What to do during a lap dance. If you’re Jason Transue, you presumably die happy (as we reported a couple weeks back).

But on this last one, I think we’ve let our Google visitor down. Perhaps they’ve never had a lap dance before, and are just studying up for the big event. Maybe there was some horrible lap dance disaster last night, and they’re searching for answers (Hint: “Pull my finger!” isn’t good in this context). In any case, snarfd has failed them. Most people won’t be planning the sort of happy ending in our Jason Transue story.

So … if you have any suggestions about how to conduct yourself during a lap dance, feel free to leave them in our comments section. No doubt the next lmidnight Google visitor will thank you later.