With the holidays out of the way and the first caucuses set for Thursday, the U.S. presidential process now slips into overdrive.

For some candidates, though, the campaign trail is already hard going. You’ve probably heard about the difficulties experienced by Democrat Mike Gravel and Republican Ron Paul in getting the media to take their bids seriously.

But what about Lee L. Mercer Jr? Why isn’t his message being heard?

Take, for example, Candidate Mercer’s official campaign theme, stated right at the top of his website:

The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international.

It’s not as if any of the other candidates are addressing the hot-button issue of ROTC research, is it?

Lee L. Mercer Jr. has a compelling back story and a list of reasons for his candidacy (including his need to “complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence”).

Perhaps most importantly, Lee L. Mercer Jr. is concerned about Circumstances. Really, that says it all.

Link: Lee L. Mercer Jr. for President (via Memepool)