Man Dies After Two Hour Marathon Lap Dance & Drinking Session
Posted 27 Dec, 2007 under News by Shea Gunther
Of all the ways to die, having a stripper rub you up for two hours is not a bad way to go. Jason Transue was out celebrating at a Florida strip club called Flamingo and took on a two hour marathon lapdance session during which he drank heavily.
An hour later he was dead.
Club employees had moved him to another room and checked up on him periodically but found him without a pulse at 2am. Toxicology tests will take up to six weeks to get back but from face of it it’s pretty cleared the dude drank himself to death.
I guess on the whole I’d rather be arrested after leaving my kids in the car outside a strip club than to fall into a death stupor while getting a lap dance. Better to just stick with online pron.
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31 Responses to “Man Dies After Two Hour Marathon Lap Dance & Drinking Session”
snarfd will never publish or share your address.
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If you gotta die, may as well do it right.
honestly,
a man who has died cannot be judged, he did not kill himself, its unfortunate and sad. Judge him if you wish, but thats your call. The writer of this article needs to stop judging. Maybe you will die taking a shit, and some douche like you will write an article about how he would rather be buying hemroid cream at QFC while his kids wait in the car rather than die, bursting his intestines on the shitter. You sir, are a judgmental asshole.
Of course, if “Honest Man” were really an honest man, he wouldn’t have supplied what sure looks like a bogus name and email address. But maybe I’m also being judgmental …
I just don’t understand what you americans trying to show here. Bhutto is dead for her country, for a reason and you guys are reporting the death of some random guy. Get a life !
Tom, did you mean to type “CNN.com” and misspell it “snarfd” instead? Or did you click on a link titled “Man Dies After Two Hour Marathon Lap Dance & Drinking Session” expecting something about the tragic death of Benazir Bhutto? I’d love to know.
Last time I checked, people can be honest & maintain their privacy…
Tom: Who are you to say that Bhutto was any better than this man? Was his life worth any less than hers?
You should watch your drinks in strip clubs. It is not unheard of for girls to drop things into your drinks to make you a bit more lucid. I wouldn’t be surprised if this poor bastard had a bad reaction to a drug. Its hard for me to believe this guy continued drinking until he died.
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Lol Chris, brilliant
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Ok, with all the problems and issues that occur on the daily basis in this world, I can not fathom how this individual passing away is really all that important since we are all born to die anyway and everything happens for a reason (may he RIP). For all I know, I could croke after typing this response. Although all of you who have responded have valid points, let’s all try to make this world a better place as best we can and not judge those who choose certain life styles and maybe thank those individuals who unfortunately give their lives for others.
Yeah, that online “pron” will get you too. Learn how to spell douchebag.
Online Pron? That stuff will kill Ya too!
Tom I heard Bhutto used to give a mean lap dance
Is it even fair to call that a marathon? It’s like saying a guy ran a 2-mile marathon. I think there is an 8-hour minimum before we start throwing words like marathon around so cavalierly.
He died with a smile on his face!!!
“Blah” wrote:
> Yeah, that online “pron” will get you too. Learn how to spell douchebag.
Blah, since you seem to be new to this internet thing, I’ll clue you in: “pron” (sometimes also spelled “pr0n”) is an alternative spelling for something that sometimes trips bad word filters.
In the context which Shea uses it, “pron” is sort of a joke — an inside reference intelligible to people familiar with how things work online. A verbal secret handshake, if you will.
That doesn’t mean Shea isn’t a douchebag.
I understand that Microsoft publishes a handy guide for parents who are trying to decipher their kids’ online slang. If you can track this down, it might help you get acclimated to the flexible and ironic vernacular of online conversation.
Good luck!
@ Honest Man Wait, I’m confused. You said a man who has died can’t be judged, but then you say that I can judge him if I wish, but then you say I need to stop judging him. Which is it? Make up your mind, honestly.
And anyways, where exactly am I judging him? The dude went into a strip club, got a lap dance, drank a bunch, and died. I’ve done three out of the four and no where in my post do I pass judgement on him for any of it. In the event that I ever die in a bizarre way Chris has my instructions to write about it and to do his best to get it Dugg/Reddit/Stumbled. At the very least my death should drive traffic.
@TOM The entire world should stop breathing because Butto was killed? There’s always crazy shit going on in the world. This site, in case you missed it, posts up crazy/bizarre/time wasting content. Chris gives the site an air of legitimacy from time to time with his smarty pants posts, but I like to stick to stuff that sucks time away from the nations productivity.
@blah What Chris said. You are teh suck.
@Josh In my book, a 2 hour lap dance counts as a marathon. At the prices I’ve paid for a five minute lap dance I can’t even imagine what the bill would be for 120 minutes.
@Chris Heyyyyyyyy….. ;D
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I once spent $100 on two-for-one lap dance night. I was sober, but I think she might have been on ex or something that made her really touchy feely. It lasted about an hour and my neck was sore the next day from her rubbing her tits in my face.
Also, typical world class marathoners can run a marathon in right over 2 hours, so I think 2 hours would count for a world class marathon.
What other way can a guy experience coming and going at the same time?
“God grant I never die in a fucking hospital! Let me die in some louche bistro, a knife in my liver, my skull split with a beer bottle, a pistol bullet through the spine, or half in the urinal so the last thing I know is the sharp ammonia odor of piss… Or let me die in an Indian hut, on a sandbank, in a jail or alone in a furnished room, on the ground some place or in an alley, on a street or subway platform, in a wrecked car or plane, my steaming guts splattered over torn pieces of metal…”
William Burroughs, Early Routines.
I think he would have approved.
He DESERVES his own “Real men of Genius” commercial with budweiser.
Seriosuly… I’ll make one maybe…
Anyway…
Jason treasure…
Goodnight sweet price…
Rename this site to crapped.com from snarfd.com. You Americans are so frickin self obsessed. This is such inane drivel being passed of a newsworthy story while the real stories worth reporting are left to more respectable sites.. nice waste of time pixels and bandwidth
@like I care- You foreigners have to learn to troll better. ‘crappd.com’ is the proper web 2.0 analog of ’snard.com’. We make no claims of being respectable here, we like to waste people’s time and the world’s productivity. I sucked up a minute or two of your day and annoyed you enough to get a comment out of you. I win.
“Like I Care,” I look up crapped.com. Turns out it’s your momma’s site. Were you just looking for a free plug?
If all you people who think this was a waste of time, what, may I ask, are you doing clicking around on the site? Just navigate away. It’s not hard.
So the world is down 1 more loser. big freakin whoop. if you gotta pay for ass who cares.
….Bender?!?!?
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I have to agree with Mysterious Mr. Max. If you don’t like what you see or read on a site…why did you stay? Why not just click “Stumble!” and find something new again? Perhaps it’s your first time on the internet?
Also “like i care” –’This is such inane drivel being passed of a newsworthy story while the real stories worth reporting are left to more respectable sites’–
Some one has already mentioned…the site isn’t the CNN site or the BBC, or the CBC. So…what were you expecting?
People these days are so caught up with being more self righteous than others it’s funny. Lighten up man!