The Pocket Stache: Savior to the Facial Hair Challenged Everywhere

For most of my 20’s I was unable to grow any facial hair that didn’t make me look like a struggling 14 year old wanna be ’stache jockey. Then this year I decided I didn’t give a crap how I looked and resigned myself to looking patchish for as long as it took to grow a righteous beard. It was a tough month or so but eventually it all filled in and now I proudly sport a full-on mountain man beard.
Oh how I wish I had just found the Pocket Stache. I could have saved myself some embarrassment during the patchy phase and just whipped this baby out of my pocket whenever I felt the need to rock a hairy lip.
The coolest thing about the Pocket Stache? It’s alive and has its own ’stache and back story…
Like his father, this mini macho stache ha a moustache all its own - though it’s merely stubble at this larvel stage. And as leg end tells, this stache’s stache has a stache, but it’s so small an electron microscope is needed to see the tiny follicles. One day all of these staches will grow full and bushy.
At only $6.95, the Pocket Stache is the deal of the century and not to be missed. Head over to Rotofugi and get yours while they last.
Link [Pocket Stache at Rotofugi]

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