Sad news: Urban Outfitters’ “Santa Hates You” t-shirt — the one Matt Drudge made an instant classic last week by labeling it a “hate shirt” on his site — is apparently sold out.

It was a mercifully brief chapter in the long, phony War on Christmas controversy which gets reheated by the Perpetually Offended this time of year. A few of the more enterprising trolls even test flew a War on Thanksgiving this November. Mission accomplished.

Urban Outfitters was an easy target after last season’s tasteless glitter gun ornament. Sorry you missed your opportunity to outrage? No need: the folks at UO still have plenty of ammo for the anti-Christmas culture warrior (or anyone who enjoys a giggle):

Drunk Santa Greeting Cards. It’s getting late in the game to send season’s greetings — but, hey, they’re on sale. Now just $7.99 for a box of ten.

Poo Pooing Santa. A holiday bargain at just $6. Unlike astronauts, Santa don’t wear no diapers while on his appointed rounds. Ho-ho-ho!

Poo Pooing Reindeer. Rudolph leaves a line of Christmas treats. The perfect companion to Urban Outfitters’ incontinent Santa.

Santa Skull Slip Ons. Fashionable lounge wear for the seasonal culture warrior. $42.00, while supplies last.

Link: Urban Outfitters (T-shirt mage via Pajamadeen)