One of my favorite new blogs pretty much explains its mission statement within its name- One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate. It’s penned by comedy writer Jon Brown and is pure loling gold.

Today’s entry had me laughing way too hard- #0063. OPENING YOUR EYES TO THE HORRIFYING DISCOVERY THAT YOUR DOG IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

He’s watching you and thinking, “Oh my god… He’s gonna throw something! He is! … That’s odd. Why can’t he let go of it? … No! Wait! Here it comes! Here it comes! … OK, I’m not fetching that.”

I don’t have a dog, so I can’t exactly relate but I do have two cats- one being a very curious little kitten which is close enough.

Besides having his dog watch him while he’s having solo sexy time, Jon also hates Wearing Novelty Slippers When No One is Around, The Perceived ‘Sexiness’ of The Saxophone, The R ‘N’ Beard, and Goths Who Go To Disneyland and Then Who Act All Miserable.

Link [1,000 Tiny Things I Hate]

Dog Photo by Tim Mitchell, Huntsville, AL