Sometimes a store-bought gift just won’t do.

That’s when you turn to handmade crafts. And nothing says “Happy Holidays” better than the more-or-less anatomically correct, crocheted Amazing Boobie Warmers.

Lovingly crafted in pink with hot pink nipples from 100% acrylic yarn, this item will, in the words of its creator , “keep your girls warm in the coldest of weathers.”

Order now: only $15 through Etsy.com.

Link: Craftersbuzz (Thanks, Starre!)