I played a LOT of Grand Theft Auto back in the day. I haven’t touched the game in a few years but I lost crazy amounts of time running around Vice City smacking hos and running errands for the mob. I remember getting in my real life car after a few particularly long sessions and being overcome with the odd feeling that I could easily recreate the mayhem I had just wrecked on screen. “Just keep it below two or three stars and you’ll be able to get away from the cops”.

This t-shirt would have been perfect to go along with my displaced video game invulnerability, though I don’t see it helping in front of an actual judge. In real life they don’t just let you go after taking away your weapons and money.

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