The Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears in a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie
Posted 28 Nov, 2007 under Religion by Chris Baskind
A miracle! The Flying Spaghetti Monster has caused his Noodly Visage to appear in a holiday pumpkin pie.
The Daily Manifesto’s Duke Ferris reports the great event was manifest Thanksgiving evening in a dessert prepared by his wife, Miranda.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity of the Pastafarian sect known, appropriately enough, as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was first announced to the world in 2005 after Kansas Board of Education voted to teach intelligent design alongside evolution in state classrooms.
Adherents believe that it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the universe. They seek to grant the Pastafarian theory equal access to science curriculum in the United States. The religion boasts “millions, if not thousands” of dedicated followers, many of whom dress in the sect’s clerical pirate garb.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was the topic of a panel discussion at last week’s American Academy of Religion’s annual conference in San Diego.
Ferris hopes the reported apparition will cause people to put aside their doubt and believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Link: The Daily Manifesto
41 Responses to “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears in a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie”
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That’s amazing. I believe now !!
I wish this great religion was taught throughout our schools alongside others. It is fully deserving!
All hail!
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RAmen!
Truly, the FSM has a sense of humor!
Bless you for sharing this heavenly vision with the world. May your meatballs be always spicy and juicy.
I don’t see it…
Organize an exhibition so Pirates such as myself can make a pilgrimage to see this holy manifestation of His Noodly Appendage. Praise be upon him, ramen, etc.
For a non-believer there will never be enough proof….for the believers, there is an abundance!!
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All hail his noodliness!
Ramen!
There is also correlation between Global warming and the drop in the numbers of pirates in the world. ARR.
Just remember… until you PARTAKE of the pie, you have not truly shared in its blessing.
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Yay, verily, I say unto thee, no longer will the infidels thinketh you are out of your holy gourd.
Me?
No, I did not do that!
It’s not that I don’t want to, but I don’t see it
copied from Short news
Beware you follow the same path as religion.
Yeah I’m sure before they were Nazi’s the German’s had a good laugh at Jew’s expense. Oh this big nose people! Those backwoods gypsies. Those fruity faggots. Those big lip negroes. They were funny and even funnier when they were burning in a furnace in some German death camp.
There will honestly be a day when Atheists are tracking down Christians, Muslims, Hindus and other such groups who try to remain devote.
The other half who are not devote will stand on the sidelines and watch like the good little Nazi’s they are and conform, keep quiet or join the mobs in waves of persecution.
It’s fine to joke but an utter mockery of people’s beliefs is such disrespect.
Those same people usually complain about religion and their beliefs and how intolerate they are but at the same time they are going down the same alley. Merely a differant side of the same coin.
I’m sure when the ball is in their court they’ll do society so much better. They are already showing their bigotted intolerance. Yeah on the surface it’s funny but below the surface there is something more menacing.
Or you know what might happen? Everything goes to hell and a hand basket after the nuclear fallout or some other world disaster humans create (since there is no god in your book this is still going to happen at the rate humans are moving) men will be taken back to the ice ages and some stories perferate about the Giant Spaghetti monster through a few generations and before you know it….you created a whole new religion that future uneducated men will worship and kill people for not going along with the teachings of the Great Spaghetti Monster.
Can you imagine your own mockery at religion turning into a religion and defeating the purpose which you set out to do?
All hail the Spaghetti monster the future god of the year 2210 A.D. It’s going to be all your fault!
Flog, stop mocking my belief in the FSM. It’s making me sad.
That pie looks store-bought.
blah blah blah mr. large post, thx for your crappy theory…..point is, all “gods” are non-existant. the only real ignorance is that people beleive in a higher power….wake up, life evolved, no “god” created anything.
Flog, the Nazis were Christians. Checkmate.
Did ARRR Lord appear miraculously in the pie, or was the pie planned from the beginning of creation? I dunno, I just feel his love in all carbs.
All Hail His Starchy Goodness and his Apostle Alfredo Marinara!
Flog, you are a heretic, and will spend eternity outside the Paradise He has prepared, a Paradise of Strippers and Beer! Your pasta will be icky and all mushy and stuck together for all eternity, and your sauce thin, runny and commerical.
And it is written, Flog, that you will not be gathered together in the quickening of the collander, but will stick to the side of the pot and grow brittle and dry, Left Behind from the greatness of communion on the His Checkered Tablecloth.
“And behold! Lo, I beheld a pale sauce, and Ragu was its name, and it slopped across generic vermicelli and great was the wailing of the people when it didn’t adhere to their dinner!”
“And the Angel called Ziti brought forth the Seventh Wheel (called byt he Prophets “Parmesan”), and Lo! it was smelly! And garlic breath was upon the land, and the flatulence of the incontinent was terrible. And many did then gamble and lose.
And the people cried out “Lord, send us your meatballs!” But He heard them not, and said “I would that you were zesty or creamy, but you are neither, and LO! I spit you out of my mouth like capo d’angelli gone past al dente!”
-Sixth Letter of Saint Alfredo Marinara to the Church at Chefboyardee, Chapter 69, Verses 12-22.
Woe be unto you, Flog! Repent lest the evil day draw nigh when there be no one to hear your cries for seconds!
The stories will be perferated? Like, to make them easier to distribute? I thought it would be harder to get that kind of technology after the fall of civilization. Anyway, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not amused by your mockery!
Fortunately for you, He loves you.
Arrrrr. What more proof do you need!!! His noodlinesss is everpresent and effervescent!
Flog,
Your mommy just phoned us. She wants you to please take your medications, and step away from the computer until the voices of Jeebus and the Thunder-Hurler stop buzzing in your head.
On November 29th, 2007 2:18 am Flog says - “men will be taken back to the ice ages and some stories perferate about the Giant Spaghetti monster through a few generations and before you know it….you created a whole new religion that future uneducated men will worship and kill people for not going along with the teachings of the Great Spaghetti Monster.”
Julius Caesar says, “First of all, it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not the Giant Spaghetti Monster, even though FSM is quite large. May a rain of pirate hats come down upon you for such blasphemy! Anyway, Substitute the word (God/Jesus) for (the Giant Spaghetti monster) in what Flog wrote above, and you pretty much have the history of Christianity. Thank you Flog for bring up that wonderful point! It truly shows how so many people can be suckered into a belief system so wrought with problems and yet still be willing to kill others for it. Personally, I would have used the words ‘persons that choose to remain ignorant and close-minded’ in place of ‘uneducated men”. Many ignorant and close-minded people who are educated perpetuate belief systems that make no sense to other educated people who are not ignorant and close-minded. I hope that Flog does not come to kill me for that. Maybe I’ll just get flogged. :)”
To any FSM doubters, check out this new recent appearance of his noodly highness-
http://snarfd.com/2007/11/29/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-makes-another-appearance-bow-before-his-noodly-appendage/
If that doesn’t settle things once and for all I don’t know what will
It’s the great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!!!
(great for it is home to his holiness The FSM)
its a thanksgiving miracle!!!
all hail!
I have a question. If you have four children and you have taught them right from wrong, have tried to instill a sense of community responsibility and have provided for their needs, and then they each go out and commit murder or robbery or any number of other acts of violence, do you then accept the premise that you are not a viable parent and never really produced these ingrates who carry your name but not your values? I’m just curious.
All hail her noodly goodness, she has truly sent us a sign.
Ramen
Signs and wonders…
http://snarfd.com/2007/11/28/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-appears-in-pumpkin-…...
Does the FSM give its blessings to rice based pasta?
Cometh hath the one, the one noodle, the two meatballs. Divine is his name, divine is his will. Ramen
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I was getting pretty edgy reading this. If I say I